An Evening of Fine Dining and Baseball
You are cordially invited to the first ever Incredible Mr. Limpet All You Can Eat Gala of Fun! That's right, Mr. Limpet exits cyber-space and enters meat-space for the first time ever! And you, the reader, can be there in person!
Hot Sex! How do I make this happen?
Easy, get your ass online and buy tickets for the Dodgers vs. Padres game on Saturday, April 14. Be sure to sit in the All You Can Eat Pavilion.
Make the jump for full details.
Did I read this right? All You Can Eat Pavilion?
Yep. That's right. Mr. Limpet will be watching the game from the new ampm sponsored All You Can Eat Pavilion.
What happens in the All You Can Eat Pavilion?
We feast like kings.
But I don't want to look like a pig. Maybe I'll just save a few bucks and sit in the normal seats.
Fine. We really don't need your company anyway. It's an open invitation. Do whatever you want. Pussy.
Alright, I give. I'll be there.
You won't regret this. You'll be there to witness 10lb Mustache and Hats Bagelman battle to the death in the ultimate test of endurance and will. That's right. Competitive eating. Watch America's finest athletes gorge themselves to the brink of explosion. Winner takes all.
Boring.
Did I mention Nacho Friendly will break out the gyro ball during the seventh inning stretch? Because he will. Also, there will be prizes.
You win. I'm going.
The Incredible Mr. Limpet Family looks forward to your presence.
