When the Moustache Fades, I Wonder, Will I Dream?
Hey folks, it's been awhile since your local neighborhood mustachioed fellow dropped a line. We men are in severe trouble and you ladies are in tremendous luck. The late great trend of replacing men is upon us and how will we fight back against this? With brute force and anger destroying all of it.
Follow me after the jump because this has gotten far beyond dildos...
In Japan there has been a new pillow developed that will replace all men. It's the man pillow. It's there, it's quiet, it's comfy, and it certainly doesn't roll over away from snuggling to snore loudly.
To top it off, the pillow also "keeps the body balanced" providing a good night's sleep that this humble blogger could never promise.
Junko Suzuki is quoted saying, "It keeps holding me all the way through. I think this is great because this does not betray me."
That's right you heart breakers....at a low low price of $80 this pillow has it all. Except, of course something another $80 will solve fairly easily.
