Let There Be Light

From the sixth hour until the ninth hour darkness came over all the land. About the ninth hour Jesus cried out in a loud voice, "Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?"—which means, "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?"
-Matthew 27:45-46

Well, replace the god mentioned above with Mr. Feelings, and that's pretty much how you've felt this past month. But I'm gonna make a pledge even god can't keep. Never again will Mr. Feelings leave you alone in misery and darkness. I'll be there for you. Be it your birthday, wedding, doctor's appointment, tax return, extreme makeover, moving day, or divorce, I will always be by your side. And when you look down in the sand and see one set of footprints, it's because I'm carrying you.

That said, I'll be back shortly with a new Best of Wikipedia.