Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Wholesome for Olson

As the college football season dawns upon us there have been many interesting Heisman campaigns going around the intertubes. USC fans for example have started a website called Booties for Booty where female USC fans make their father's proud by showing off what god gave them in order to sway the Heisman voters.

Well, being the UCLA fan that I am I have decided to start my own campaign for super QB Ben Olson. Follow me after the jump the awesomeness.

Welcome to Wholesome for Olson. Where we will display wholesome and nice pictures that celebrate the gridiron greatness of Mormon Superman Ben Olson.

See that kitty he loved Ben Olson's 5 TD performance against Stanford.


They say there is no such thing as unanswered prayers.

Do you have a picture that's wholesome enough for Ben Olson? Send it to and we'll post it.

Submited by our own Fatty Arbuckle:

From Mr. Feelings:


Nacho Friendly said...

that's some ferocious lovemongering there Hats.

Gridiron Goddess said...

fucla. ;)

Hats Bagelman said...


Gridiron Goddess said...

ALL time record in USC-UCLA Rivalry
USC 41
Tie 7


Hats Bagelman said...

UCLA: Jackie Robinson

USC: OJ Simpson

Fatty Arbuckle said...

Has anyone made note that Hats never even went to UCLA? Because I am making that note now. Hats never went to UCLA.

Nacho Friendly said...

let he who has not dressed up in the garb of Hats's mascot after suffering their second straight heart-wrenching defeat to a far superior school (in any sport) cast the stone.

Gridiron Goddess said...

And he who has not matriculated at said school really has not a leg to stand on.

Fight the fuck on! HAHAHAHAHA

Gridiron Goddess said...

UCLA Heismans: 1
USC Heismans: 7

UCLA Football National Titles: 1 (1954)
USC Football National Titles: 11

Still wanna play this game? LOL

Hats Bagelman said...

You know I was feeling bad there for a while. I really can't say anything about UCLA's football program, it really isn't that great. USC really does have them beat number wise but then I read this and remembered that he is still like it or not the face of USC football (or I could just bring up Salsbury, I hear he's a great photographer).

On another note anyone who reads this blog should be able to tell that UCLA never in a million years would accept me. That's how good of a school they are.

Gridiron Goddess said...

Well and for the record, I do like UCLA as a school and have tons of friends that went there. Just the football rivalry is so intense and fun.

And really, IMO, Dorrell needs to go. There is no reason UCLA shouldn't have a nat'l championship caliber team.

Gridiron Goddess said...

hee and that OJ story has me and all the Trojans I know laughing. I plan on writing about it on my site tonight.

Gridiron Goddess said...

I am not here to rub it in, I swear. But Dorrell has got to go, this inconsistency and suckage that happens at least once a season with him in unacceptable.

And this is coming from a Trojan.

Sorry about your SPANKING by Utah Hats