Two cute girls, the thin and feisty Rebecca and the buxom blond Whitney, wheel suitcases down a dorm room hall and knock on room #271. The girls face each other, smile, then look back to the door, "Spring break!"
A haggard looking, unwashed brunette named Alyssa answers the door rubbing her eyes. "Hi ladies. I don't think I should go"
Whitney immediately chimes in, "You don't think you should go?!! You are 20 years old, you won't have that sweet bod for-ev-er."
"Yeah Alyssa. We like totally need to get wasted and screw in Cabo!" Rebecca wisely adds.
"I know girls, but that is the thing... I am pregnant."
"You are what?!!" Rebecca stammers back shocked, her suitcase falls on its side.
Alyssa looks to the floor, "It gets worse..."
Alyssa invites the girls in. The dorm room is a mess, empty diet coke cans, clothes everywhere, used pregnancy tests litter the floor in front of the bathroom. Alyssa continues, "The father... He's my cousin… My cousin Antonino."
"Oh my god! The fat one? From Palermo?!!" Rebecca recoils in disgust.
Whitney perks up, "All is not lost ladies. We can still have a great spring break, cuz now we are taking- Da dun da daah! A cruise!"
Rebecca's demeanor does a total 180, "Of course! A Cruise!!!" Alyssa seems to understand as well and joy spreads across her face.
The girls jump up and down clapping their hands and shout in unison, "ABORTION TRIP!!!"