Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Lego Man Answers Your Prayers

Repent! The Lord's prophet is upon thee! And this time, he's made of Lego. Like Jonah vomited out by a great fish, Mr. Lego arrived at a Dutch beach bearing a stern warning from Yahweh...











YOU ARE NOT BUYING ENOUGH LEGOS, AND IT DISPLEASES THE LORD GREATLY!

p.s.
That's really all I've got to say on the matter. I mean, the linked article says it all. So, really, why bother with commentary. As a matter of fact I wouldn't even bother writing about this if it weren't for the arrogance of Hats Bagelman. Bagelman thinks he runs this show like some fancy pants Lego prophet from God. As if his hastily strung together prose give him authority over the greatness that is Mr. Feelings.

Eat it, Bagelman! I've got half a mind to post naked pictures of you on the internet!

5 comments:

Fatty Arbuckle said...

Bravo Feelings! Bravo. Godbless the lego man, and for shame on the Begelman.

Hats Bagelman said...

hey I write good I tell you what you do here. that's the way it goes

Nacho Friendly said...

If there's a god, there will nekkid picture of Hats on the internet tomorrow.

10lb Moustache said...

Does this strike anyone as the Jason Bourne of Legos? I mean, lost at sea because he has poor grammar on his shirt....

Gridiron Goddess said...

OK that Lego man? Is just flat out creepy. heh