Welcome to The Incredible Mr. Limpet. You have come here to witness the single greatest waste of time the internet has yet to offer. With the help of contributors Fatty Arbuckle, Jerk Stupidneck, Mr. Feelings, and myself Hats Bagelman we'll help guide your life through the important things: The days news, help with your love life, sports, finances, high society, and remebering the importance of the greatest generation.
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