Lonely Jerk Brandishes Sword in Delusion of Grandeur

I wish I had a witty post for this article but I think it really speaks for itself. This is why all sword sales should be banned in this country. The only people who would be affected would be sad, sad, lonely nerds and they don't even deserve the right to vote (I think I just alienated the two people who ever even glance at this blog). The Point is, enjoy a great story courtesy of CNN.