Bling Crosby Knows Movies!

The Incredible Mr. Limpet just gained 300 pounds! That's right, we had a baby, and we're calling him Bling Crosby. The kid loves movies, so much so, he wants to take them out behind the middle school and get them pregnant.

Writing from the cultural center of Southern California, aka the Inland Empire, Bling takes precious minutes away from his deviant lifestyle to lay before you a buffet of art theory. Pick, choose and nibble to your liking, but just remember to take what you touch.

Once more, a round of applause for the one, the only, the BLING CROSBY!